Google is Hiring (Weed consumer wanted??)

May 14, 2009 at 18:35 8 comments

Internet search engine giant Google is hiring, but with a little twist. In your resume, you’d need to be a weed consumer to apply?! Well, weed as in the unwanted grass, shrubs, brushes; not the marijuana “weed”; and they are not “kidding” either when they say they are actually hiring goats to mow out their lawn. Though Google is mostly remembered for revolutionizing the way we use the modern-age Internet, they have resolved to using an old-school method of getting rid of the weed around their Mountain View Headquarters campus (in Northern California): goats. Google has brought in about 200 goats from California Grazing to thwart wildfires.

Google hired goats to mow their lawn!

Google hired goats to mow their lawn!

Wildfire?

Yes, wildfire. California is prone to wildfire as constant drought in certain areas dries up the weed. Grass and brushes that grow during brief rainy season in the spring months could turn into nature’s WMD during the summer months. During the summer months, under dry and uber hot conditions, the dried weed poses a serious threat as any ignition source, may it be a lightning bolt or as simple as a lit cigarette butt could spark an inferno that causes millions (if not, billions) of dollars in damage, and possibly even the loss of life.

Okay… but why goats?

According to Google’s Blog, it costs about the same to operate a lawn mower and to “hire” goats to weed out the brushes. Besides, the goats don’t consume petrol (thus less CO2), they are much cuter, and much more fun to watch. They’ve even got the green lights from PETA, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals for hiring of goats to mow their lawn. Goats, Google’s environmentally friendly wildfire prevention method. Nice. =D

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8 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Qisti  |  May 14, 2009 at 19:53

    Now that’s a cute solution. Goats XD

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    • 2. Kazuki  |  May 14, 2009 at 20:38

      Would you hire goats to mow your lawn? (Assuming you have one) XD

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  • 3. asshole  |  May 15, 2009 at 20:20

    lol anyway ur comment box is annoying, hard to remain anonymous, nice 1 goat!

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    • 4. Kazuki  |  May 15, 2009 at 23:05

      =D That’s why I chose WordPress. I give up CSS customization capabilities for superior statistics and security. Besides, your name is so predictable. XD

      Reply
  • 5. Sie Hui  |  May 16, 2009 at 14:17

    Goats?? now tat’s a new one… o.O

    Does google kill them and eat them as well? XD

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    • 6. Kazuki  |  May 16, 2009 at 15:11

      Well… the goats are “part-timers” so I don’t think they can do that, though I know they can’t resist a nice, juicy lamb chop, no? (Charles, please don’t kill me… XD)
      Also, according to their “agreement” with PETA, they must treat them “humanely”, which means that they can’t kill them even if they’re over their “service life”.

      Yahoo! is another one hiring goats recently. Goats seems to be popular now. Maybe I should switch from computing to goat herding / breeding! XD

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      • 7. Sie Hui  |  May 16, 2009 at 18:32

        I feel sorry for the goats; they’re being treated mowers…

        hmmm~ i’m guessing goat herding would make a lot of money if all these companies are ‘hiring’ them for mowing services.
        If you do start ur own breeding centre, count me in~
        >.<

  • 8. 蠅軍曹  |  May 19, 2009 at 10:30

    Oh My Goat! Since when Google started environmental welfare thing?

    Anyway, got this baby site from my colleague:
    http://www.wolframalpha.com/
    Said to be potentially Google’s future competitor. It has some (basic) level of semantic analysis, you can try “Malaysia weather”, “bones in human”, “ringgit to USD”, “Malaysia to US”, etc.
    But it’s more on the scientific/math use, so searching things like “AK-47” will get you something else…

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